Just In: Gateman impregnates three students at church school

There is tension at the Queen's Convent School in Awka, the capital of Anambra State, due to rumours that a gateman employed by the school administration has impregnated three students.

The Anglican Diocese of Awka owns the school in the Ifite neighbourhood of Awka.

It was discovered that the juvenile gatekeeper is from the state of Akwa Ibom, and that the affected students are in Senior Secondary Two (SS 2).

It was learned that when the bubble burst, one of the pregnant females attempted suicide by jumping from the second floor of the hostel, but was stopped by fellow students and teachers.

In addition, it was learned that college students had complained to school administrators about the activities of the gateman, but that their complaints were purportedly ignored.

The gate keeper was said to always adorn ear piercings with body tattoos which he flaunted to deceive gullible, innocent students of the college.

Further investigation revealed that the college's principal is the wife of the Anglican Archbishop of the Niger, the Most Reverend Dr. Alexander Ibezim.

As of the time of the filing of this report, the school administration had made no decision regarding the future of the young females and the obnoxious gatekeeper.

According to one teacher who spoke on the condition of anonymity, "some of us did not like the idea of bringing young men between the ages of 28 and 30 to a female school to serve as security guards."

"Even the students desired old men who would treat them as if they were their daughters, but the decision was made collectively by the authorities, despite the fact that their daughters are not present."

Who are we to accuse now that the bubble has burst? How will those students' parents react?" the source inquired rhetorically.